Cheers and Jeers: Thursday

From the GREAT STATE OF MAINE…

VOTE

The midterms are in nineteen days
In eye terms just a blink
The candidates are throwing mud
And some the kitchen sink

(Early, if you can.)

The TV set is filled with ads
From every super PAC
With fear and sleaze and bogus claims
It’s enough to make you crack

The pollsters fight amongst themselves
Each day another feud
Sam says X and Nate says Y
While Wenzel screams “Unskewed!”

Yard signs pop up everywhere
Like weeds do every May
Vote YES! Vote NO! Vote for THIS GUY!
Okay! Okay! Okay!

November 4th get out and vote
Though it may seem like a bitch
The reason why in three ugly words:

Majority Leader Mitch.

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